1. The Lotto

    1. Customer: Lotto please
    2. Dan: For how much?
    3. C: -looking confused-.....I don't know. How much is it?
    4. D: That depends. Do you want the european lotto or the Irish one?
    5. C: -looking confused-Which one is on tonight?
    6. D: The Irish one.
    7. C: Ok that one please.
    8. D: Ok thats €3.50 for two lines without the Lotto Plus or €4 with.
    9. C: Whats Lotto Plus?
    10. D: You have a better chance of winning.
    11. C: And whats a line?
    12. D: -seriously? Do you even know what the lotto is?-Like a line of numbers...-you idiot-
    13. C: Ok well I'll take one line please.
    14. D: -getting angrier and angrier- The minimum you can have is two lines.
    15. C: And how much is that?
    16. D: -didn't I just answer that?- €3.50 without the plus, €4 with.
    17. C: Whats the plus?