1. “Dear Vice, Enough with these plunging V-neck T-shirts already! What happened to men? They started having “feelings” and wanting to “talk,” and now their clothes are just straight-up girl outfits that show off their cleavage. If I wanted to fuck a pussy, I would have been a lesbian. PENELOPE BONER”

    “Dear Vice,
    Enough with these plunging V-neck T-shirts already! What happened to men? They started having “feelings” and wanting to “talk,” and now their clothes are just straight-up girl outfits that show off their cleavage. If I wanted to fuck a pussy, I would have been a lesbian.
    PENELOPE BONER”